FUNNY

looking at the as its obvious its fake...

function chat()
{
days = ["monday", "tuesday", "wednesday", "thursday", "friday", "saturday", "sunday"];
date = new Date();
day = date.getDay();
user = _root["user" + random(AIcount)];
music = ["Eminem", "Tenacious D", "Fiddy Cent", "50 cent", "Britney spears", "offspring", "the offspring", "system of a down", "lordi", "the gorillaz", "oasis", "elvis", "the Beatles", "some crap", "kaiser chiefs", "the radio", "Pink Floyd"];
fave = ["colour", "car", "country", "website"];
subj = ["maths", "math", "english", "ict", "ICT", "history", "design", "business studies", "music", "art", "school"];
msgs = ["Homework is so annoying", "I hate " + subj[random(subj.length)] + "..", "How are you?", "What are you upto?", "What day is it?", "Hows life?", "God I\'m bored!", "Whats your favourite " + fave[random(fave.length)] + "?", "I\'m good thanks", "Lifes bad :(", "lmao", "stfu n00b", "Fuck off", "GO AWAY YOU PRICK", "Woah", "Whats wrong bitch", "I\'m k", "Newgrounds rocks", ":P", ":O", ":)", ":D", "XD", "Hey " + newNames[random(newNames.length)], "STFU " + newNames[random(newNames.length)], "Does anyone know who I am?", "suuure", "lol", "wot?", "I feel bad man", "I\'m starving", "I\'m listening to " + music[random(music.length)], newNames[random(newNames.length)], "It\'s " + days[day - 1], days[day - 1] + "?", "Whatcha listening to?", "listening to music?", "i\'m just watching TV", "SPONGEBOB ROOLS!", "Hail me, measly servants", "Bow down to me", "Increduosly", "I can splel", "wtf", "wth", "-_-", "coke, or pepsi?", "coke", "pepsi", "DR.PEPPER.", "I hait sugar.", "this is very random XD"];
sendMessage = msgs[random(msgs.length)];
if (sendMessage == "Hey " + user || sendMessage == "STFU " + user)
{
return chat();
}